The Worldwide Scratch War - Script
The script for all Worldwide Scratch War episodes.
MOSS - @MossW (Team Scratch)
NAMMY - @Nambaseking01 (Team Scratch)
GEO - @ContourLines AKA @TheFlightShow (Team Scratch)
KAJ - @MossW (Team Kaj)
CS2021AKW - @cs2021akw (Team Scratch)
BLACKHEART - @MossW (Team Kaj)
SCRATCH CAT - voice actor needed (Team Scratch)
WICKED19 - @Wicked19 (Team Scratch)
GENERAL A. PATEL - @apatel1102 (Team Scratch)
HYDRO - @Hydro_TV (Team Scratch)
PJEGYPT - @pjegypt (Team Kaj)
EVILMOSS (MOSS' alter-ego) - @MossW (Team Kaj)
DONOTFOLLOWME (NAMMY's alter-ego) - @Nambaseking01 AKA @DoNotFoIIowMe (Team Kaj)
CLOVER - @clover_fan123 (Team Kaj)
OTTOBOTTO - @OTTOBOTTO
ANNOUNCER - @MossW (Team Scratch)
VOICE - Text to Speech
PAINTER: @MossW
After Scratch Cat tells everyone that Kaj has returned, everyone fears that he will wreak as much havoc as last time. Nammy suggests the idea of a duplicator machine to make battling him easier.
SCENE 1
MOSS: (on phone) Okay, I'll be able to finish the GUI soon, Nambase, bye!
MOSS puts down the phone. Soon, he hears plane noises and opens his massive window to see what is happening. Geo is in a plane, looking out a medium open window.
MOSS (struggling to speak because of the wind): Why are you in a plane outside my window, Geo?
GEO: I came so we could talk about the flight show we were putting on together!
MOSS sighs as GEO says the word “together”
MOSS (unconvincingly lying): Oh, sorry but, um, I have an appointment with the, um, Scratch Council in 5 minutes, so, um, I’ll have to do it later!
GEO: Okay, I guess I just won’t do it then!
MOSS drops a pencil in embarrassment as he doesn’t want to ruin GEO’s flight show.
MOSS: Okay, okay, I don’t actually have an appointment with the Scratch Council, I just wanted to get out of doing the meeting.
GEO: I could tell, you aren’t a very convincing liar.
The plane flies closer to the window, and GEO opens the door and jumps in through MOSS’s window.
GEO: So, I’ve arranged with Hydro Tech to use their planes and…
On MOSS’s speaker there is a critical error sound, and the ANNOUNCER begins to talk.
ANNOUNCER: All members of the Scratch Council, please report to the meeting room immediately!
MOSS: I guess I am going to the Scratch Council after all!
MOSS and GEO run through the door, the camera moves through a wall and MOSS and GEO are running down stairs, the camera moves again and they are in a corridor, walking to the door of the Scratch Council Room.
SCENE 2
The Scratch council is shaped like a horse-shoe, with the door in the opening. At the far end is SCRATCH CAT, who is older, and the Scratch Security Council, previously known as the Scratch Team, sits around SCRATCH CAT. The rest of the Scratch Council sits in the remaining spaces.
MOSS and GEO get to their positions.
SCRATCH CAT (voice magnified as he is speaking into a microphone): Quite recently, I have been informed that KAJ has escaped from our top-security Scratch Prison 15 miles from here.
The crowd start muttering.
SCRATCH CAT: If you have the chance, try and search for him, we do not want a repeat of the destruction he caused 20 years ago. If you have any suggestions…
NAMMY (interrupting): I have a suggestion, Scratch Cat!
SCRATCH CAT: Okay, but I’m sure it can wait until the…
NAMMY: I’m going to try creating a duplication machine, so we can be in two places at once!
SCRATCH CAT: As amazing as your idea sounds, Nambaseking01, the complications it could cause are…
NAMMY: Never tell me the odds!
SCRATCH CAT: I wasn’t telling you the odds, I was telling you that the servers may overload if everyone duplicated themselves.
NAMMY: I don’t want everyone to use it, only the people who want to fight Kaj!
SCRATCH CAT: Okay then, go ahead! But if you start giving it out to everyone, then I will have to…
NAMMY: I already told you, I wasn’t planning on doing that!
SCENE 3
Sometime later, the Scratch Council are walking out of the hall. MOSS and GEO are at the front. NAMMY is behind them.
MOSS: So basically, KAJ is back?
GEO: That’s what he said.
MOSS: We don’t have any way to fight him, last time he nearly overpowered SCRATCH CAT.
GEO: Actually we do, because if you didn’t notice, NAMMY is going to make a duplicator machine…
MOSS: And that’s the worst idea I’ve ever heard, I thought Nambase was better at thinking of ideas.
NAMMY: Saying something?
MOSS: Oh, I didn’t mean it, I…
NAMMY: I forgive you, I didn’t have a lot of time to think it through. But then it holds a lot of promise, maybe you could see me in my lab in a couple days?
MOSS: Okay!
NAMMY goes into a door on the left, HYDRO is talking with someone on the other side, when GEO sees him.
GEO: Hydro, so we have all the dates sorted?
HYDRO: Yes, you don’t need to keep asking me about it.
GEO: I was just making sure you knew.
GEO turns a corner while MOSS and HYDRO keep going.
HYDRO: It’s kind of annoying, really, I think it will be a huge waste of time, no-one else seems to care about flight shows except GEO.
MOSS: I know, but we’ve made it seem like everyone likes it, and we’re the weird ones. Also, do you know anything else about KAJ? All I know is that he tried to take over Scratch and got banned.
HYDRO: No, I don’t, but there probably is more to it than that.
SCENE 4
There is a periscope moving above the ground, the camera goes into it and comes out with BLACKHEART looking through it.
BLACKHEART: Nothing interesting here, KAJ. Just empty fields.
KAJ: Well make sure we can get to Scratch soon. I have not seen it since the Scratch Team forced me out all those years ago. Why did they do that? Surely they would surrender, only their own building wasn’t occupied by my forces.
BLACKHEART: Because they wanted glory, to be the ones who vanquished KAJ, SCRATCH CAT and the Scratch Mentors all failed.
KAJ: I still don’t feel like you are telling me all you know. Haven’t you realized that all of our plans need precise information to proceed?
BLACKHEART: I’m telling you all I know, Kaj. You know how much I want you in power.
KAJ: And yet you haven’t told me why you want me in power? You are not a loyal servant, Blackheart.
BLACKHEART: No, please… Would you still let me serve you if I did something useful?
KAJ: Like what?
BLACKHEART: I’ll find something so we can get to Scratch. I know a… hack that could give us control.
SCENE 4
Music – Examining the Duplicator Machine
In NAMMY’s laboratory, he is typing Proli code on a computer connected to a cylinder machine with a rectangular hole through the middle. He hears the door open, the camera moves and MOSS is walking down the stairs.
MOSS: How is the machine going so far?
NAMMY: Fine, I have created the base machine, I will have to make a booth to stand in though, and I am currently inserting the code into the machine so it knows what to do. The code is a bit hard to do though, when will you finish the GUI?
MOSS: Soon, but it seems pointless if you can do all this without it.
NAMMY: I can do it, but it’s hard. I’ll go to SCRATCH CAT soon so I can get it hooked up to the Worldwide Co-Ordinate Tracking System and the Universal Blockbase, otherwise the Duplicating part won’t work.
MOSS: The Universal Blockbase? Are you sure SCRATCH CAT will let you in there? It could be dangerous if it was mis-used.
NAMMY: But I’m not planning on using it wrongly, am I?
MOSS: I know. I’ll see you tomorrow.
MOSS leaves through the left door where he came in, 2 seconds later NAMMY leaves through the right door. The camera moves down, and sparks fly out of the machine.
VOICE: Congratulations, this device is now connected to the Universal Blockbase, have a nice day.
The computer turns red, and more sparks fly out.
BLACKHEART (voice slightly corrupted): I have found a machine with the purpose to duplicate, master. Should we get to work?
Nammy presents his duplicator machine to the Scratchers, but he soon realizes that some extra programming has been added to it.
RECAP
ANNOUNCER: All members of the Scratch Council, please report to the meeting room immediately!
SCRATCH CAT: KAJ has escaped from our top-security Scratch Prison 15 miles from here.
NAMMY: I’m going to try creating a duplication machine, so we can be in two places at once!
GEO: I came so we could talk about the flight show we were putting on together!
HYDRO: I think it will be a huge waste of time, no-one else seems to care about flight shows except GEO.
MOSS: Do you know anything else about KAJ? All I know is that he tried to take over Scratch and got banned.
BLACKHEART: I know a… hack that could give us control.
NAMMY: I’ll go to SCRATCH CAT soon so I can get it hooked up to the Universal Blockbase.
MOSS: Are you sure SCRATCH CAT will let you in there? It could be dangerous if it was mis-used.
BLACKHEART (voice slightly corrupted): I have found a machine with the purpose to duplicate, master. Should we get to work?
SCENE 1
Moss is looking around Scratch HQ. He walks to someone who is painting a wall.
MOSS: Er, excuse me?
The person doesn’t respond.
MOSS: Hello?
The person notices him.
PAINTER: What do you want, I’m trying to paint here.
He shows him a picture of GEO.
MOSS: Have you seen GEO anywhere? Y’know, official name’s TheFlightShow, wears a t-shirt with a plane on it?
PAINTER: Never heard of ‘em.
MOSS sighs. He walks back to his room in disappointment.
SCENE 2
MOSS is on a video call with HYDRO
HYDRO: That’s really strange, MOSS. I hope that nothing bad happened to him.
MOSS: But it seems like that did happen, because people don’t normally disappear randomly.
HYDRO: Hold on..
MOSS: What?
HYDRO: I think I know why GEO randomly disappeared!
MOSS: Why?
HYDRO: Do you remember that flight show they were putting on?
MOSS: Uh... yeah?
HYDRO: I was… the only person who attended.
MOSS: WHAT??
HYDRO: Well, you were supposed to be there!
MOSS: I had… other things on my mind.
HYDRO: Like what?
MOSS: I mean… this whole Kaj business. I honestly don’t know what to believe.
HYDRO: But Scratch Cat was the one who told everyone! If you can’t trust Scratch Cat, you can’t trust anyone.
MOSS: I know, but how did Scratch Cat get the information?
HYDRO: He’s the mascot of Scratch. He probably has his sources.
MOSS: Oh my goodness!
HYDRO: What?
MOSS: I just remembered something!
HYDRO: What did you remember?
MOSS: The duplicator machine showcase is happening today!
HYDRO: Oh, yeah. It’s in the evening though.
MOSS: I think we should get ready now though.
After Evil Moss and King Nambase take over Scratch, most people are enticed into joining them. However, multiple people think otherwise.
Moss and his friends are forced to flee from the new regime. After being chased down, they find shelter in an unlikely place.
After multiple vain attempts to find Kaj, Evil Moss and King Nambase get his location.
The Scratch Team receives a message that reveals that Kaj is homecoming.
The Scratch Team are in a race to get to the Scratch HQ first. On their way there, they stumble upon the old 2.0 headquarters.
The Scratch Team searches the old HQ for information about Kaj, and Hydro finds something better. Kaj meets them there.
A battle ensues in the old Scratch 2.0 Headquarters. It is revealed that Clover betrayed the ST.
Kaj is sent to prison, although Blackheart mysteriously disappears. The Scratch Team decides that they will be ready when he returns.